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a little bit why because you're right
next to me so this couch is huge why are

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you sitting next to me because i want to

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i'm

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about to go and get ready to leave for
this party anyway i don't know what the

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big deal is let me go

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So where, the party? Yeah.

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No, you're, like, weird.

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I'm not gonna bring my little step -bro
to my fucking party.

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Why not?

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I don't, like, I mean, like, honestly, I
don't care anyway.

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It's probably dumb.

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Those parties are stupid.

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I mean, I... But I'm just saying, like,
I think if you were, like, a

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good accessory, you would, like, be
like, oh, let me...

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Bring you and introduce you to some of
my friends.

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No, you're weird.

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I'm not weird. I don't want to bring
you.

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I don't care.

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That's the thing.

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It seems like you don't care.

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I don't care.

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Stop pushing me.

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Ow. Ow.

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You're abusing me.

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I am because you're freaking... Oh,

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shit.

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What?

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I guess the fucking party is canceled
all of a sudden.

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Don't laugh.

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Oh, no. I'm really looking forward to
going to this.

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It's so sad.

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I have to be a loser like me and just
stay home.

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I guess I'm stuck here.

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I will be stuck here with you.

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Damn.

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We can do stuff.

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Like what?

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I don't know. We could do, like, party
stuff.

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Party stuff here with you?

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Yeah.

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Like what?

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Like, I don't know. We could play, like,
Truth or Dare.

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I'm not playing Truth or Dare with you
because you're such, like, a perv about

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it.

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Why do you think I'd be a perv? I
wouldn't be a perv about it. Of course

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would. It's you.

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It's a game.

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I mean, I guess if I'm not going
anymore.

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Yeah? Sure.

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All right, truth or dare?

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Truth.

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How many guys have you had sex with?
See, this is what I'm talking about.

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I knew you were going to be a fucking
perv.

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It's not funny.

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Why? That's just a question.

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Why is it?

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Okay, I don't know, like maybe 20?

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That's so many.

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Oh, God.

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Not really. That's crazy.

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I guess.

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That's what you think.

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Now your turn.

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Okay.

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Do you think I do the same thing?

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No. Truth or dare?

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Uh, truth.

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Truth again for me?

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No, you have to ask me a question now.
I'm supposed to tell the truth.

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Okay.

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Have you even ever slept with a girl?

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Yes. Really?

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Yes! Okay, so I guess...

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remember um cindy cindy yeah you are
such a liar we

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didn't i didn't like we didn't date or
whatever but like we went like canoeing

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that one time and then we had we had sex
i don't i don't think so i'm not

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i'm telling the truth word of god the
truth i think you're lying but okay

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okay so truth or dare

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Dare you to shoot me a boob?

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No, I'm not going to do that.

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It's through the air.

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There.

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Hell yeah.

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I can't believe I just did that.

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Oh my god. Okay.

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Truth or dare?

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Okay, I dare you to let me punch you in
the balls for fucking coming out of that

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shit.

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Such an asshole.

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Jesus Christ.

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I don't think that's how games are
supposed to work. Well, that's what you

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for making me pull my boob out. Oh my
God.

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Rolls are rolls.

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Holy shit.

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It's fine. I barely felt anything.

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You're crazy.

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Alright, truth or dare?

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Truth.

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Are you wearing panties?

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Um... Maybe?

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Why do you even know that?

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That's not a question. It's a truth or
dare. You have to answer it. Yes or no?

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No, I'm not.

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Holy shit.

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Prove it.

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Prove it? I don't believe you.

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crazy right all right truth or dare

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uh truth is your

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dick over five inches yes

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yes yes now i know you're just lying i'm
not i'm kidding i'm doing everything

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that you're telling me to and you're
just gonna lie about that i'm not lying

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it's definitely over five inches Okay,
prove it. I've measured it. Prove it.

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Prove it.

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Prove it.

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So you want me to just pull it out?
Yeah.

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Look what you just made me do. It's only
fair.

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I will.

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I'll pull it out.

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Okay, do it.

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I mean, like, it's, like, it's not, it's
over five inches hard, right?

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Yeah.

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Okay, well, it's like not... I feel like
it... Can I do the horror?

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I guess so.

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You're gonna prove yourself.

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Because I really feel like you just have
a small little dick.

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It's not... It's a lot bigger.

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I swear to God.

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Just like you said that you've had sex
with someone before, right?

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And which is all for the truth.

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Really? Yeah.

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Let's see.

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See?

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What do you want

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to see?

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Yes.

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I mean, you're really trying to prove
yourself there, huh? Yeah, just give me

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like a minute.

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Okay.

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Maybe you weren't lying.

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Maybe it is a little bit more than five
inches.

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Maybe a little bit more. See?

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I told you.

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I mean, that's surprising.

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I didn't know my little brother had a
baby stick like that.

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Yeah, well, there's like a lot of people
who know about me, probably.

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Probably.

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Alright, truth or dare?

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Dare.

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I dare to put your feet on my cock.

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Really?

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You're such a perv.

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Like that?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, it's like rub them all together.

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You probably think that's weird.

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You said you've had sex, so have you had
sex for more than two minutes?

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Yes. Yes?

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Yes.

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I mean, I want to say I don't believe
you, but you

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have been proving me wrong.

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So, you said you've had sex for more
than two minutes, so why don't you prove

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that?

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Can you?

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What? Prove that you can have sex for
more than two minutes.

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Are you being serious?

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Yeah, I'm being serious. Are you scared?

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No. Are you lying?

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No, I just... Do you really want me
to... Okay, I'll prove it.

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You will?

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Yeah. Yeah?

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That doesn't count.

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I want to make sure that you can laugh.

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I can. I can. I'm just... Yeah, you said
you were improving.

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Okay, yeah, I'm improving.